Ms. Vloodho— Ms. Vlubooboo– Ms. Vlud is a simple woman with a simple goal: to provide showers for the community. Of course, she isn’t doing this for free. No, it isn’t overpriced or exploitative at all! Exploitative would be pitching up a hand soap stand.

Unfortunately, her shower service is very unpopular. The only thing keeping her going is her rivalry with her sister, the Cucumber Granny. The two have been at bitter war with each other since the dawn of time, each trying to prove their superiority to the other. It is widely believed their parents are Time and Space themselves because there is no one older than the sisters. She has no one else besides her Russian boy toy named Gorgie, who is delegated to do all the hard labor for their business while Ms. Vlud tries to lure in customers.

Georgi^